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AuthorHAILS, Christopher - Other Plays by this Author - Contact Author
SynopsisWhen Baz Watson wins, "Have A Dirty Weekend On Us" competition run by a popular lads magazine, his prize is a weekend for two, at a hi-tech cottage at a secret location in the country. Kate, their "Model of the Month," is his partner, plus the serialisation rights of their exploits as part of the package. Unfortunately, Barry senior also entered a competition in a mature adult magazine and was chosen by their model of the year, "Big Beautiful Betty from Brighton," to spend an extremely filthy weekend, also at a secret location. Baz arrives at the wrong cottage and is confronted by all things Green, Eco-friendly and recycled, right down to making his own bed - hammer and nail included. His nightmare begins when he meets Alice, (Betty) who is definitely more than just eco-friendly. What's become of his dad and Kate? Just as things couldn't get any worse, a Green couple arrive, to indulge in an environmentally friendly wife swapping weekend. To put the cap on it all, the husband has just announced he's gay on his thirty -fifth birthday after seeing Baz's photographs in the magazine.
InformationAdult ThemesSwearingNudityComedyFarce
Cast3F 3M (minimum 6)
Baz (20's) Alice (50's) Sharon (30's) Kevin (30's) Kate (20's) barry (50's
ProductionAn open stage with all things recyclable scattered around the room, including a sofa, a sideboard and chairs, plus all the items referred to in the set dressing. The play's characters (forgive the pun) speak for themselves.
StatusAvailable for performance
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Professional PerformanceUp to 600 seats. EEC Countries.£35.00 per performance
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Christopher Hails

Originally from the North East of England and ex RAF. All but retired and enjoying life in Cyprus. Still writing and acting. Having written over 50 plays over the last eight years, my plays are slowly coming into vogue which is not a bad thing.

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